Cotton-Wool

Shun the brush and shun the pen,

Shun the ways of clever men,

When they prove that black is white,

Whey they swear that wrong is right,

When they roast the singing stars

Like chestnuts, in between the bars,

_Children, let a wandering fool

Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._

When you see a clever man

Run as quickly as you can.

You must never, never, never

Think that Socrates was clever.

The cleverest thing I ever knew

Now cracks walnuts at the Zoo.

_Children, let a wandering fool

Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._

Homer could not scintillate.

Milton, too, was merely great.

That's a very different matter

From talking like a frantic hatter.

Keats and Shelley had no tricks.

Wordsworth never climbed up sticks.

_Children, let a wandering fool

Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._

Lincoln would create a gloom

In many a London drawing-room;

He'd be silent at their wit,

He would never laugh at it.

When they kissed Salome's toes,

I think he'd snort and blow his nose.

_Children, let a wandering fool

Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._

They'd curse him for a silly clown,

They'd drum him out of London town.

Professor Flunkey, the historian,

Would say he was a dull Victorian.

Matthew, Mark, and Luke and John,

Bless the bed I rest upon.

_Children, let a wandering fool

Stuff your ears with cotton-wool._

Amen.

Alfred Noyes

Alfred Noyes, (born Sept. 16, 1880, Wolverhampton, Staffordshire, Eng.—died June 28, 1958, Isle of Wight), English poet, a traditionalist remembered chiefly for his lyrical verse. Noyes’ first volume of poems, The Loom of Years (1902), published while he was still at the University of Oxford, was followed by others that showed patriotic fervor and a love for the sea. He taught modern English literature at Princeton University in the United States from 1914 to 1923. Of Noyes’s later works, the most notable is the epic trilogy The Torch-Bearers (1922–30), which took as its theme the progress of science through the ages. His autobiography, Two Worlds for Memory, appeared in 1953. Noyes married Garnett Daniels in 1907, and they had three children. His increasing popularity allowed the family to live off royalty checks. In 1914, Noyes accepted a teaching position at Princeton University, where he taught English Literature until 1923. He was a noted critic of modernist writers, particularly James Joyce. Likewise, his work at this time was criticized by some for its refusal to embrace the modernist movement. After the death of his wife, Garnett in 1926, Noyes converted to Roman Catholicism and married his second wife, Mary Angela Mayne Weld-Blundell. In 1929, the family moved to Lisle Combe, St Lawrence, Isle of Wight where Noyes continued to write essays and poems, culminating in the collection, Orchard's Bay (1939). Alfred Noyes died on June 25, 1958, and was buried on the Isle of Wight.

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