Burbank With A Baedeker: Bleistein With A Cigar
                                                                                    Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laire—nil
                                                                                    nisi
                                                                                    divinum
                                                                                    stabile
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    est;
                                                                                    caetera
                                                                                    fumus—the
                                                                                    gondola
                                                                                    stopped,
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    old
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    palace
                                                                                    was
                                                                                    there,
                                                                                    how
                                                                                    charming
                                                                                    its
                                                                                    grey
                                                                                    and
                                                                                    pink—
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    goats
                                                                                    and
                                                                                    monkeys,
                                                                                    with
                                                                                    such
                                                                                    hair
                                                                                    too!—so
                                                                                    the
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    countess
                                                                                    passed
                                                                                    on
                                                                                    until
                                                                                    she
                                                                                    came
                                                                                    through
                                                                                    the
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    little
                                                                                    park,
                                                                                    where
                                                                                    Niobe
                                                                                    presented
                                                                                    her
                                                                                    with
                                                                                    a
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
                                                                                    cabinet,
                                                                                    and
                                                                                    so
                                                                                    departed.
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
Burbank
                                                                                    crossed
                                                                                    a
                                                                                    little
                                                                                    bridge
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
Descending
                                                                                    at
                                                                                    a
                                                                                    small
                                                                                    hotel;
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Princess
                                                                                    Volupine
                                                                                    arrived,
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
They
                                                                                    were
                                                                                    together,
                                                                                    and
                                                                                    he
                                                                                    fell.
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Defunctive
                                                                                    music
                                                                                    under
                                                                                    sea
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Passed
                                                                                    seaward
                                                                                    with
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    passing
                                                                                    bell
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
Slowly:
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    God
                                                                                    Hercules
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Had
                                                                                    left
                                                                                    him,
                                                                                    that
                                                                                    had
                                                                                    loved
                                                                                    him
                                                                                    well.
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
The
                                                                                    horses,
                                                                                    under
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    axletree
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
Beat
                                                                                    up
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    dawn
                                                                                    from
                                                                                    Istria
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
With
                                                                                    even
                                                                                    feet.
                                                                                    Her
                                                                                    shuttered
                                                                                    barge
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
Burned
                                                                                    on
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    water
                                                                                    all
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    day.
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
But
                                                                                    this
                                                                                    or
                                                                                    such
                                                                                    was
                                                                                    Bleistein's
                                                                                    way:
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
A
                                                                                    saggy
                                                                                    bending
                                                                                    of
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    knees
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
And
                                                                                    elbows,
                                                                                    with
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    palms
                                                                                    turned
                                                                                    out,
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Chicago
                                                                                    Semite
                                                                                    Viennese.
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
A
                                                                                    lustreless
                                                                                    protrusive
                                                                                    eye
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
Stares
                                                                                    from
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    protozoic
                                                                                    slime
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
At
                                                                                    a
                                                                                    perspective
                                                                                    of
                                                                                    Canaletto.
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
The
                                                                                    smoky
                                                                                    candle
                                                                                    end
                                                                                    of
                                                                                    time
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Declines.
                                                                                    On
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    Rialto
                                                                                    once.
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
The
                                                                                    rats
                                                                                    are
                                                                                    underneath
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    piles.
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
The
                                                                                    jew
                                                                                    is
                                                                                    underneath
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    lot.
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Money
                                                                                    in
                                                                                    furs.
                                                                                    The
                                                                                    boatman
                                                                                    smiles,
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
Princess
                                                                                    Volupine
                                                                                    extends
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
A
                                                                                    meagre,
                                                                                    blue-nailed,
                                                                                    phthisic
                                                                                    hand
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
To
                                                                                    climb
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    waterstair.
                                                                                    Lights,
                                                                                    lights,
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
She
                                                                                    entertains
                                                                                    Sir
                                                                                    Ferdinand
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Klein.
                                                                                    Who
                                                                                    clipped
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    lion's
                                                                                    wings
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
And
                                                                                    flea'd
                                                                                    his
                                                                                    rump
                                                                                    and
                                                                                    pared
                                                                                    his
                                                                                    claws?
                                                                            
                                                                    
                                    
                                                                                    
Thought
                                                                                    Burbank,
                                                                                    meditating
                                                                                    on
                                                                            
                                                                                                            
                                                                                    
Time's
                                                                                    ruins,
                                                                                    and
                                                                                    the
                                                                                    seven
                                                                                    laws.
                                                                            
                                                            