If All The World Were Paper
1
If
all
the
world
were
paper,
And
all
the
sea
were
ink,
And
all
the
trees
were
bread
and
cheese,
What
should
we
do
for
drink?
2
If
all
the
world
were
sand--O!
Oh,
then
what
should
we
lack--O!
If,
as
they
say,
there
were
no
clay,
How
should
we
take
tobacco?
3
If
all
our
vessels
ran-a,
If
none
but
had
a
crack,
If
Spanish
apes
ate
all
the
grapes,
How
should
we
do
for
sack?
Walter
Crane